My coworker M was drinking a La Croix (they are all the rage these days, aren’t they?) It wasn’t a can I recognized.
“Ooh what flavor is that?” I asked.
M: Sandia! They do tropical flavors now.
F: Oh, damn but it has kiwi.
M: You’re allergic?
F: Yeah, my lips get tingly.
M: You know, some people like having their lips feel tingly…
F: I’m sure there are MANY things you love to have tingling—and thank god HR is not here to hear about it!