My coworkers are all into Pokémon Go. We took a blockwalk, and M said the park nearby was a hotspot, and that we should look at all the people playing. It was bizarre to see people in a public place staring at their phones and swiping, like a Hitchcock film or something out of The Twilight Zone. There even was a couple playing together, standing and facing the same direction, locked in gazing at their phones and swiping. It was weird as fuck, man.
“I don’t have time to play that shit,” I said, “I have more important things to do–like posting dating ads on craigslist.”